We truly are living in the laziest days of man. Conventions are a time when people like to dress up in costume just to see what kind of reaction they can get. Some of these costumes are very elaborate. Some are homemade and others are store-bought. However, some people do not respect all the money and/or time put into these costumes. Instead, they think that simply by wearing a funny hat or by having weird hair, they are equally well costumed.
This is the classic example of a silly hat.
Although it is silly, it does not qualify as a costume.
"I have purple hair!"
Yes, but you're still an assclown.
Street clothes + funny hat does not equal costume.
That's some pretty damned funky hair, but still not a costume.
OK, you're wearing glasses with the hat. Oh and hold up the necklace to make sure
we can all see it. But guess what, you're still just a guy in a hat...with cheapass
sunglasses and an equally cheap necklace.
Alas, we bow to you, oh great King of Morons.
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