The Quiz

Nowadays the lines between what is acceptable dress for males and females has become so blurred that sometimes it's really hard to tell if someone is a guy or a girl. Sometimes you see someone that you think is either a girl or if it's a guy, it's got to be a gay guy. Sometimes you see a girl that's just so bad off looking she must either really be a guy or a lesbian...not that lesbians look bad, just some of them are...well...butch. So, we're not making any assumptions about the sexuality of anyone photographed below. We don't know and frankly, we don't care. All we do know is that it's really hard to tell if the following are males or females. So, we're going to let you decide for yourself by taking a short quiz. The answers are below, so don't scroll ahead. The same question applies to each of the ten photographs:



 Lesbian or Gay Guy?

1) Let's start with an easy one.

Male or Female?

2) Not bad, now let's step things up a notch.
(left)

Male or Female?

3) Is the salad about to be tossed or is a strap-on about to make its appearance?
(um...either really, but let's go with right)

Male or Female?

4) Whatever it is, its forearms are about as hairy as a gorilla's.

Male or Female?

5) Is this a cute lesbian couple or not?
(left)

Male or Female?

6) I like my homosexuals falaaaaaaaaayming.
(left)

Male or Female?

7) Does this genie have a weenie?

Male or Female?

8) Here's another easy one.
(middle)

Male or Female?

9) Whatever it is, it has a unibrow, a mustache and no tits.

Male or Female?

10) Is this another cute lesbian couple?
(left)

Male or Female?

Answers

We would say something derogatory about your sexuality according the number of ones that you missed, but honestly, some of these are so hard to tell about that we can sympathize with you. In fact, we had to use a number of factors such as presence of an adam's apple and a decent long term memory to determine the actual sex. Anyway, here are the answers:

1) Not much doubt about this tranny. MALE
2) Apparently it's cool for goth guys to dress like goth girls. MALE
3) This was kindof easy, but still there are operations that can make anything possible. FEMALE
4) Ah ha! A tricky one! At first I thought female, then after I looked at the hairy arms and the obvious wig I thought male. But alas, I should have went with my first instinct. FEMALE
5) Hmm, this guy does look like quite the butt-pirate. He even has an X to mark the spot for a nice chili dog. MALE
6) Great googledy moogledy! I was sure this was a guy. FEMALE
7) This was another hard one to tell about. FEMALE
8) This guy is thinking "If only I had smiled, I would've just wound up in the Suburban Goth section and my sexuality would not be in question." Well, newsflash, Johnny, we're sure your sexuality was already in question. MALE
9) At first glance, you think female. Then on further inspection, you think it could be a good drag queen. Once again, trust your first instinct. FEMALE
10) Here is one of the hardest ones to tell about. There's a small goatee. Is it even real? Some lesbians are known to paint on goatees or mustaches just to be more butch. Some even grow real ones. Other than that, this one has completely hairless face and arms and no sign of an Adam's apple. So is this really a lesbian couple? No. Actually this is a guy. But I say slap a pair of tits on this one and he'll be ready to rock! MALE (but just barely)


At this time, we would like to remind everyone of three things:

1) To attend DragonCon, you must wear your badge at pretty much all times.
2) The badge clearly indicates that as long as you are wearing it, you are subject to having your picture taken and used for basically any purpose.
3) If you wear a bad costume, we will track you down, find you, take your picture and then post it.

THE END



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