What's better than legalized gambling, eating cheap food and hanging out with senior citizens? Not much. The staff has recently found out the many joys involved in playing Bingo at the local VFW. Where else can you get a burger, chips, apple pie and drink for under $5? OK, we mean good food, not McCrap. Where else can you read the June 1957 issue of Old People Monthly? Where else can you actually win money for playing games? The only thing wrong with the whole concept of Bingo is that the winners always yell out "Bingo". Come on. How cliche and predictable is that? Plus, it is easy to spend a lot of money on this game. If you're not careful, you'll find yourself selling free spaces outside the bingo hall just to get by. Oh well, Bingo has proven itself as a formidable addiction to go along with our 42 other vices. Besides, there's nothing like a good O-69.
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