Titles
12/05/02

Titles, titles, titles. Why do people insist on being referred to by their professional titles? Today, we will focus on two sectors of society - doctors and DJ's.

Any time that you see your doctor out in public, you refer to him as Dr. So-And-So. In fact, he insists on it. Why? We know that he is a doctor, but unless he's giving me a shot or looking down my throat, I shouldn't have to call him "Dr." Anything!

And DJ's. Why do a good majority of the DJ's out there call themselves DJ This or DJ That. We know that you're a fucking DJ. Get a clue. From UBL.com comes the following list. Only about 1 in every 100,000 artists (very gracious here) actually gets on this list. Given those numbers, you can imagine how many other "DJ's" there are out there that insist on using "DJ" in their title. Instead of trying to read the whole thing, you can just scroll to the bottom for the continuation of the article. Don't worry, none of these people are worth downloading anyway (Sorry DJ Rap, but what have you gave us in the past few years?).

      
DJ /Rupture: Minesweeper Suite       
DJ 007:       
DJ 3-D Word:       
DJ 360°:       
DJ 43:       
DJ 6666: Death Breathin'       
DJ 88 Keys:       
DJ A-Trak: Stylus Wars       
DJ A.J. Mora: Sound of Los Angeles         
DJ Aardvarck:       
DJ Abel: Jeffrey Sanker Presents: The Party of a Lifetime        
DJ Ablaze: DJ's Case, Vol. 2       
DJ Abstract:        
DJ Abyss:       
DJ Ace: South Coast Rap        
DJ Acucrack: Dope King        
DJ Addiction: Soulful Behaviour       
DJ Adelic:       
DJ Agoria:       
DJ Aki:       
DJ Akira:         
DJ Aladdin: Street Scholars        
DJ Albert:       
DJ Alessia:       
DJ Alex:        
DJ Alice:       
DJ Aligator:       
DJ Alison:       
DJ Allesia:       
DJ Alligator: Payback Time       
DJ Allstarz: In the Mix, Vol. 1: Taylor         
DJ Alpha B: Hardtrance Only: Dose One       
DJ Alphabet:       
DJ Alywad: Infiltrator       
DJ Amethyst:       
DJ Andre:       
DJ Angelo:       
DJ Ani: Amputation        
DJ Anonymous:       
DJ Anthony & Georgio:       
DJ Antoine:       
DJ Apollo:    
DJ Aquarius:       
DJ Arek:       
DJ Argonic:       
DJ Ariel:       
DJ Armand: Nu Trance       
DJ Arne L II:       
DJ Ascend:       
DJ Assassin:       
DJ Assault: Jefferson Ave.        
DJ Astrid: Positive Energy       
DJ Attack: Dance Movement 2000       
DJ Attic:       
DJ Atty Mezcal:       
DJ B. & The Millenium Squad: Don't Lose Your Attitude       
DJ Babu: Duck Season, Vol. 1 (CD/12" Single)       
DJ Baby Anne: Dark Side of the Boom        
DJ Bad Boy:       
DJ Balloon:       
DJ Bam Bam: Ultimate Hard Hittin' Dance Mix        
DJ Baphomet:       
DJ Bart:       
DJ Base:       
DJ Bass Boy: Licensed to Bass        
DJ Bassman: Bass: Sweeps and Beats       
DJ Basti:       
DJ Beathoven:       
DJ Beattie: Drool       
DJ Bedlam:       
DJ Beej: Rubber       
DJ Ben:       
DJ Benz: Junk in the Trunk       
DJ Bern:       
DJ Bertrand: French Sessions, Vol. 2       
DJ Bianchi:       
DJ Big Al:       
DJ Bigfoot:       
DJ Billy E: Bass Transformed       
DJ Binci:       
DJ Bismark:       
DJ Blass: Sandunguero       
DJ Blasters: United Against Aural Torture        
DJ Blowpipe:       
DJ BMF: Sound in the Round         
DJ Bobby B: Built from Scratch       
DJ Bobo: Celebration (Limited Edition)         
DJ Body Mechanic: Weed, Sex and Alcohol       
DJ Bold:       
DJ Bombjack:         
DJ Bone: Subject: Detroit, Vol. 2       
DJ Bones & Malika:       
DJ Bono: What a Feeling       
DJ Boo:       
DJ Boogie: Scrubs Vs Pigeons       
DJ Bookings:       
DJ Boom:       
DJ Booster:       
DJ Breaks:       
DJ Breeze:       
DJ Brian: Psychotrance 2002: Trance Anthems Mixed by DJ Brian        
DJ Brisk: Happy Hardcore Foundation, Vol. 3  
DJ Brockie:       
DJ Broken Window:       
DJ Brownie:       
DJ Buc: Short Circuit: 01:Buc       
DJ Budai & Ferry:       
DJ Buddha:       
DJ Bunny:       
DJ Butta Loops:       
DJ Butter: Kill the DJ       
DJ Buzz:       
DJ Buzz Fuzz:       
DJ C1:       
DJ Ca:       
DJ Cadet: Welcome to the Lovezoo        
DJ Cake: Sugar Baby/I Found a Way        
DJ Cam: HoneyMoon         
DJ Camacho:       
DJ Cammy:       
DJ Carl E: Wicked Traxx, Vol. 1       
DJ Carlijn:       
DJ Carlos:       
DJ Cartman:       
DJ Casanova:       
DJ Cash Money: Booty Mix Live: Music for Your A$$        
DJ Cazei:       
DJ Cazel: Wicked Style        
DJ Celo: Always in the Pocket, Vol. 3       
DJ Charlie Chan: Dirty South Mix: Taken over the World        
DJ Charly:       
DJ Charro: Charro Mix        
DJ Cher: International DJ Syndicate, Vol. 2       
DJ Cherrybomb & DJ Siberria:       
DJ Chewy:       
DJ Chico:       
DJ Choci: Lock in Mix        
DJ Chopps: Prison Breaks       
DJ Chronotrigger Vs. The Thundergods:       
DJ Chuck Chillout: Masters of the Rhythm       
DJ Chuck Chillout & Kool Chip: Masters of the Rhythm       
DJ Clarkee:       
DJ Clipz:       
DJ Clit:       
DJ Clue: Professional, Pt. 2 (Clean)         
DJ Colette: Our Day       
DJ Company: Rhythm of Love         
DJ Conan:       
DJ Cook:       
DJ Cool:        
DJ Corbett: Limelight: New York City       
DJ Corster:       
DJ Cosmo:       
DJ Crack: Teutonic Sound Adventure       
DJ Crane: After Dark        
DJ Craze: Scratch Nerds        
DJ Creation:       
DJ Crest:       
DJ Crews:       
DJ Crime: Party Train       
DJ Crown-One:       
DJ Crystal: Perpetual Motion       
DJ Crystl:       
DJ Cubanito: Latin House Extravaganza       
DJ Curly: Big Big Love        
DJ Cuts:       
DJ Cy:       
DJ Cyglas & TBR:       
DJ D: Worldwide Playa       
DJ d'Skys:       
DJ D-Man:       
DJ Dab: Original Sound Tracks       
DJ Daddio:       
DJ Dado: Greatest Hits & Future Bits         
DJ Daffy:       
DJ Dag: DJ Dag Club Mix       
DJ Dagwood:       
DJ Dainskin:       
DJ Dan: Round Trip         
DJ Danza:       
DJ Dara: Further         
DJ Dara Lee: Pondou Fever       
DJ Darkness: Taste of Breaks       
DJ Darkzone:       
DJ Daryl: Me & My Dogs       
DJ Dave:       
DJ Dave the Ruf:       
DJ David:       
DJ Daydream:       
DJ Dazee: Evolutionized       
DJ Dazzle: Freedom Vol. 3       
DJ Dealer:       
DJ Dean:       
DJ Dean & Pearan:       
DJ Debbie D's: Over the Top: The Remixes Album       
DJ Debo:       
DJ Decent:       
DJ Dee Nasty: Nastyness       
DJ Dee Tree:       
DJ Deeon: Freaky Ghetto Style       
DJ Deep: Respect to DJ Deep         
DJ Def: Hip Hop, Vol. 1: In da Mix With DJ Def       
DJ Delicious & Jaspa Jones:       
DJ Delirium:       
DJ Dell & Dream:       
DJ Deller:       
DJ Demand:       
DJ Demo: Dreamscape Hardcore Tape Pack (Live at the Sanctuary, 3 October 1998)       
DJ Denis:       
DJ Deon:       
DJ Dero: Volumen 4        
DJ Dero 5:       
DJ Derric:       
DJ Design: Gather Round       
DJ Destiny:       
DJ Devistada: Power of Darkness        
DJ Devon Vs. Sho-Nuff:       
DJ Dexter: Sub Level UK (New Sound of Speed Garage)       
DJ Dextrous:       
DJ Di Casa:       
DJ Di'jital:       
DJ Dick:  
DJ Die: Full Cycle: Through the Eyes       
DJ Digit: Slipstream to the Divine       
DJ Digress:       
DJ Dimitri:       
DJ Dirty Money: Down Right Dirty        
DJ Disciple: Trust the DJ: DS01        
DJ Disco:       
DJ Discover:       
DJ Disk: Phonosychographdisk Vs. The Filthy Ape Mooch Moose       
DJ Dlux:       
DJ DMD: Thirty-Three: Live from Hiroshima         
DJ Dmitry: Screams of Consciousness        
DJ DNA:       
DJ Doc: Summer       
DJ Dole:       
DJ Dollar:       
DJ Don: DJ Don's New Year's Eve Party Dance Mix       
DJ Don Juan:       
DJ Donotask:       
DJ Donovan: Live and Hard, Vol. 1       
DJ Double G:       
DJ Double S:       
DJ Doug G: Tropical Deep: In the Mix Session, Vol. 2       
DJ Dove:       
DJ Dove & Bottle King:       
DJ Downfall:       
DJ Dozia:       
DJ Dread:       
DJ Dream:       
DJ du Jour:       
DJ Duck & Ducklins:       
DJ Duke: Journeys by DJ         
DJ Duquan & Wonderluv D:       
DJ E Tones:       
DJ E-Rich & Tactic:       
DJ E-Rush:       
DJ Ebo:       
DJ Echo:       
DJ Eclipse:       
DJ Ed:       
DJ Eddie Def (The Last Creep): Instrumental Pills       
DJ Eddie X: Do You Want It       
DJ Edge:       
DJ Eduardo:       
DJ Edy C:       
DJ EFX: Betatest, Vol. 3       
DJ Electric:       
DJ Elevation:       
DJ Eli:       
DJ Emanuel:       
DJ Emjay: Club Image       
DJ Emm:       
DJ Encore: Intuition        
DJ Energy: DJ Energy: Aircraft        
DJ Enrico:       
DJ Enrie: Welcome to the Mix Show         
DJ Enuff:       
DJ Epitaph:       
DJ Eric:        
DJ Erikk:       
DJ Ernie: Inside My Mind       
DJ Eruption:       
DJ Escape: Party Time 2003, Pt. 1       
DJ Escobar:       
DJ ESP: Three Eyed Cowz Presents: Four Eyed Mortalz       
DJ Evil Dee: Botocampa Beatz       
DJ Explosive:       
DJ Extensive Collection:       
DJ Eyal:       
DJ Ezzy:       
DJ Faber:       
DJ Fabrice: Masters of Sound, Vol. 3       
DJ Fade:       
DJ Fadi:       
DJ Falcon:       
DJ Fallovie:       
DJ Farce:       
DJ Fashion: Cracker Beats, Vol. 10       
DJ Faust: Inward Journeys         
DJ Faver:       
DJ Fee:       
DJ Feel Free:       
DJ Feelgood: DjMixed.Com: DJ Feelgood        
DJ Ferouche:       
DJ Fierce:       
DJ Filo:       
DJ Finesse: Nightlife       
DJ Flare:       
DJ Flava:       
DJ Flavours:       
DJ Flex:       
DJ Flexxx: Can We Do It Again, Vol. 4       
DJ Flint:       
DJ Fluid: Future Tropic       
DJ Food: Now, Listen!          
DJ Force:       
DJ Format:       
DJ Foxx:       
DJ Framic:       
DJ Franco:       
DJ Frane: Frane's Fantastic Boat Ride       
DJ Frank Trax:       
DJ Frantic:       
DJ Freak:       
DJ Fred:       
DJ Fred & Arnold: Delirium       
DJ Fred H:       
DJ Freddy:       
DJ Frenando Oz: Secret Weapons        
DJ Fresh:       
DJ Friction: Dangerous Drums        
DJ Fubar:       
DJ Fuckface:       
DJ Funk: Booty House Anthems        
DJ Funky Town:       
DJ Fury: Still Blowin' Speakers         
DJ Fury:       
DJ Fury: Chemical Generation       
DJ FX:  
DJ G-Ha: Skansen Music       
DJ Garfield: Garfield's Signatures: House and Trance Revisited       
DJ Gargamel:       
DJ Garry:       
DJ Garth: Nite:Life 07       
DJ Gavi B:       
DJ Geoffe: Trance Essentials, Vol. 1       
DJ George B:       
DJ Georgio:       
DJ Gert:       
DJ Gilb'r:       
DJ Gilbert:       
DJ Gius: Transgression, Vol. 3       
DJ Gizmo:       
DJ Glenn Miller:       
DJ Glitch:       
DJ Glow:       
DJ Goa Gil: Live @ Burning Man        
DJ Godfather: Da Bomb, Vol. 4       
DJ Gogo:       
DJ Gollum:       
DJ Good:       
DJ Good Groove: Rare & Funky       
DJ Gordon:       
DJ Graffiti: Bling Free, Vol. 2: Wake Up!       
DJ Grazhoppa:       
DJ Greedy:       
DJ Green Lantern: Cornerstone Mixtape       
DJ Greyboy: Dub Breakbeats, Vol. 1.0        
DJ Groove: Sounds of L.A., Vol. 2         
DJ Groovehead:       
DJ Groovy:       
DJ Grover: Eve Records Presents an Evening of Trance        
DJ H:       
DJ H Trax:       
DJ H-Stefy:       
DJ Hagen:       
DJ Hakim: Hakimulistum        
DJ Hall:       
DJ Ham: Happy Hardcore Fever, Vol. 3        
DJ Hansz:       
DJ Hard 2 Def:       
DJ Hardcell: Evil Deceptions, Vol. 1       
DJ Hardcore:       
DJ Hardware: Let the Drums Speak         
DJ Harry: String Cheese Remix Project       
DJ Hasebe:       
DJ Hati-Monji: Force of Eight        
DJ Haul:       
DJ Hazard:       
DJ Heather: Tangerine        
DJ Heaven:       
DJ Hell: Electronic Body House Music         
DJ Hellfish:       
DJ Henry Hall:       
DJ Herb LF:       
DJ Herbie:       
DJ HH: Mix in Motion       
DJ Hi Volume: Trance Xpress       
DJ Hidden Rhythm:  
DJ Higino:       
DJ Hijak:       
DJ Hiro: Local Underround Disc One       
DJ Hitchhiker:       
DJ HMC:        
DJ Hollywood: Rarities       
DJ Honda: H3         
DJ Hooligan:       
DJ Hott:       
DJ Housepunk:       
DJ Huda Hudia: Worldwide Sessions 001: Alaska Bound        
DJ Hunter @ Ground Zero:       
DJ Hurliman:       
DJ Hurricane: Don't Sleep       
DJ Huxley:       
DJ Hype: Fabriclive.03         
DJ Hyper:        
DJ Hyperactive: I'm Only Buggin'       
DJ I-Cue:       
DJ Iceberg:       
DJ Icey: Essential Elements: The Breaks Elements         
DJ Icon:       
DJ Illegal:       
DJ Inc.: Afterset Sessions       
DJ Infinity: Looking for Something       
DJ Invincible:       
DJ Inx:       
DJ Ionic: Filtered Instinct       
DJ Irene: Phonosynthesis         
DJ Isaac:       
DJ Ital:       
DJ Ivan:       
DJ Ivanov:       
DJ J-Rone:       
DJ Jack & Jill:       
DJ Jacq:       
DJ Jacqueen: Hardhouse Anthems, Vol. 2       
DJ Jagz: Diesel Groove's: All in One Megamix       
DJ Jal X:       
DJ Jam X:       
DJ Jamo & Jack Knives:       
DJ Jan:       
DJ Jani: Xperience, Vol. 1: Amsterdam       
DJ Janis:       
DJ Jappo:       
DJ Jay: Av-8-Me       
DJ Jay Dee & DJ Crossphader Party Breaks:       
DJ Jay-J:       
DJ Jazz:       
DJ Jazzy Jeff:         
DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince: Before the Willennium         
DJ Jazzy Joyce:        
DJ Jean: Madhouse       
DJ Jef K: My House: The Collection       
DJ Jeff K: Killerbeats         
DJ Jeffee: Junglized: The Album       
DJ Jeffrey & De-Leit:       
DJ Jelly: Down South Bounce, Vol. 2 (Clean)       
DJ Jens:       
DJ Jeremy:  
DJ Jeroenski:       
DJ Jes:       
DJ Jesse: Fast Forward       
DJ Jesse Brooks: L.A. Groove        
DJ Jimi: Where They At        
DJ JMX:       
DJ Jo: Area of Hardtrance, Vol. 3       
DJ Jo-S:       
DJ Joe: Mover        
DJ Joe Jam:       
DJ Joe T.: Voice in Harmony       
DJ Joe Xn2:       
DJ John:       
DJ Jondal:       
DJ Jordan: Power of Hardtrance, Vol. 2       
DJ Jordens:       
DJ Jose Vs. G Spot:       
DJ Juanito: Wishing on a Star        
DJ Jubilee: Bouncin All Over The World        
DJ Julio:       
DJ Jump:       
DJ Junior O:       
DJ Junk: Best B-Boy Tunes by DJ Junk       
DJ Jurgen: Higher & Higher       
DJ Justin:       
DJ JVM & Georgio:       
DJ K:       
DJ K-1:       
DJ K2:       
DJ Kabuki: In the Know       
DJ Kalm:       
DJ Kalpa:       
DJ Kane:       
DJ Kaos:       
DJ Kaos:       
DJ Karam: Night Life a la Medina: Mixed by DJ Karam       
DJ Karlos: In Da Kasa        
DJ Kazaam: Hip Hop Street Samples and Loops, Vol. 1       
DJ Kazimir:       
DJ Keoki: Misdirected Jealousy: The Remix Album         
DJ KFX: K Project       
DJ Kinetix:       
DJ Kish: Back with Vengeance       
DJ Kizzy Rock: Grand Champion         
DJ KJ: Beats, Breaks & Beyond, Vol. 3       
DJ Klaus Fiehe: Kaleidocopic Beats       
DJ Koda:       
DJ Kokopell:       
DJ Kom:       
DJ Kool: Let Me Clear My Throat         
DJ Kristian & Super Fast Oz:       
DJ Krush: Zen         
DJ Kuku:       
DJ Kurious: First Expedition       
DJ Kysheem: East Coastin', Vol. 3       
DJ la-Monde:       
DJ Lace: Electric Kingdom, Vol. 1         
DJ Lafieche:       
DJ LaFleche: Montreal Mix Sessions, Vol. 4       
DJ Language: DJ Language/Sean B.  
DJ Latino & DJ Bart:       
DJ Laz: DJ Laz' Greatest Hits         
DJ Lean:       
DJ Leinad:       
DJ Lenk:       
DJ Leon & DJ Jam X:       
DJ Lerouge:       
DJ Leroy:       
DJ Lewi:       
DJ Lick:       
DJ Lil Les: Breaking Bank        
DJ Linus: Compose-Discompose       
DJ Liquid: Global Techno Boom Boom        
DJ Little: Deep in Vaults of How & Little       
DJ Loe: Dancing Moog: Lo-Fi Funk       
DJ Logic: Anomaly        
DJ Looney Tune:       
DJ Lottie:       
DJ Louis Love: Crowd Controller        
DJ Love:       
DJ Loving Pop:       
DJ Loxy & Usual Suspects:       
DJ Lt. & Mr. Wise:       
DJ Lucan:       
DJ Lucci:       
DJ Lucho:       
DJ Luciano:       
DJ Lucien:       
DJ Luck: DJ Luck & Mc Neat Presents, Vol. 3       
DJ Lukas:       
DJ Luna: Sole E Luna       
DJ Lunatic:       
DJ Lynnwood: House Trip 2001         
DJ Lynwood: Keep It Movin'        
DJ M Zone:       
DJ M.T.: 1 Bullet 4 U        
DJ Mace:       
DJ Mad-E-Fact:       
DJ Mada:       
DJ Madness & Dr. Boom: Ultimate Bass Trax, Vol. 4: Boomin' in Da Crates        
DJ Mafa: Underground        
DJ Mafia:       
DJ Magic Mike: Bootyz in Motion II         
DJ Magical:       
DJ Magnoplas:       
DJ Maj: Full Plates: Mixtape. 002       
DJ Make U:       
DJ Malte:       
DJ Man: Housequickees: Dance Club Remixes       
DJ Manga:       
DJ Mannix & Lab Insect:       
DJ Manta: Music Will Bring Us Together       
DJ Marble & DJ Altitude:       
DJ Marcello & CJ Stone:       
DJ Marco Polo: Syrup Factory, Vol. 1       
DJ Marco Vs. Benjamin:       
DJ Markski: Progressive Movement, Vol. 1       
DJ Marky: Movement: The Brazilian Job       
DJ Marlyn Vs. Reverend Bee:       
DJ Marz: Brain Language  
DJ Mass:       
DJ Massive:        
DJ Massive:       
DJ Mastervibe:       
DJ Mat Van de Bale:       
DJ Matsuka:       
DJ Matsuoka:       
DJ Matt:       
DJ Maui:       
DJ Maverick:       
DJ MD:       
DJ Me DJ You: Rainbows and Robots        
DJ Mea: Femme        
DJ Meemo:       
DJ Mehdi:       
DJ Mellow D:       
DJ Melo-Mix: Game for Yo Azz        
DJ Meltron:       
DJ Mendez:       
DJ Merlyn:       
DJ Messa:       
DJ Messiah: Enter the Millennium       
DJ Mickey:       
DJ Micro: Music Through Me         
DJ Midimack:       
DJ Mike L: House Cafe Paris       
DJ Mike'y D: Y2K Underground Progressive Mix       
DJ Miki:       
DJ Miko:       
DJ Milo:       
DJ Milton:       
DJ Mind-X: Atlantis       
DJ Mishka:       
DJ Misjah: X-Trax Extreme        
DJ Misjah & DJ Tim:       
DJ Mix It & Digital D:       
DJ Miz: Illadelph Project       
DJ Mo:       
DJ Moda: Nokturnel Mix Sessions: DJ Moda       
DJ Modelle:       
DJ Moe Love:       
DJ Moguai: Edition Trance       
DJ Momentum: Music and Motion       
DJ Monotone:       
DJ Montana: Concept       
DJ Monty Q: Circuit Sonic       
DJ Morpheus: Phax N Phixion: Nu Hip-Hop Underground         
DJ Mot:       
DJ Motiv8:       
DJ Mouche: No Bounce, No Party        
DJ MST: Trance-X-Perience       
DJ Muggs: Muggs Presents the Soul Assassins, Chapter II         
DJ Mulligan:       
DJ Murdermixx: Mixin on Dubz!!       
DJ Murge: Search and Rescue       
DJ Mystery & Amadeus:       
DJ N Tony:       
DJ N-Joy:       
DJ Nabs: In the Lab with DJ Nabs - The Live Album        
DJ Nader: Play It Loud 2000  
DJ Nasty Knock: Sex        
DJ Naughty:       
DJ Negro: Quiero Un Amor       
DJ Neil:       
DJ Nelson: Music        
DJ Nephets:       
DJ Nervous:       
DJ Nez: Navajo in Paris       
DJ Nicky Slum & DJ Hustler:       
DJ Niel:       
DJ Night: Bat Mix        
DJ Nite: Nitemare, Vol. 5        
DJ Noise: Live at Goliath       
DJ Notorious:       
DJ Nuke Vs DJ Tonke:       
DJ Nut Nut:       
DJ Oberon:       
DJ Obsession:       
DJ Odi: CSM 001       
DJ Oetzi:       
DJ Oil:       
DJ Oji:       
DJ Olander:       
DJ On:       
DJ One Finger:       
DJ Onionz: Future Acoustics       
DJ Orange Peel:       
DJ Orion: Sax Appeal       
DJ Orlando: After Hours Across America        
DJ Os2: Nokturnel Mix Sessions: DJ OS2       
DJ Osheen:       
DJ Ostro:       
DJ Otzi:       
DJ Paedofile:       
DJ Pagan:       
DJ Pagano: DJ Pagano: Hard House Invasion, Vol. 1       
DJ Panda:       
DJ Panic: DJ Panic Presents Chihuahua Norteno Remix       
DJ Panic & Norteno:       
DJ Panix:       
DJ Pants:       
DJ Paola:       
DJ Paolo:       
DJ Paradize:       
DJ Paris:       
DJ Pascal:       
DJ Pascal R:       
DJ Patience: Cool Steps: Drum 'N' Bass Grooves       
DJ Patife: Sounds of Drum'N'Bass       
DJ Patrick:       
DJ Paul: Underground 16: For da Summa       
DJ Paul Nice:       
DJ Paul One:       
DJ Paulette: Must Be the Music       
DJ Pauli: Departure       
DJ Payback: Aztec Souls: The Best in Latin Hip Hop       
DJ PC:       
DJ Peebus: DJ Peebus Screwdriver       
DJ Pepe & Tolete:       
DJ Per: Per's Paradise, Vol. 2  
DJ Peran:       
DJ Perpetrator:       
DJ Pete Daisy:       
DJ Peter:       
DJ Peter G:       
DJ Petrov & House Foundation:       
DJ Phantasma:       
DJ Phantasy: Elements of Freedom         
DJ Phaser:       
DJ Phats:       
DJ Philip:       
DJ Pi:       
DJ Pi-Time Vs. Cop Project:       
DJ Pica Pica Pica: Planetary Natural Love Gas Webbin' 199999       
DJ Pied Piper:       
DJ Piero:       
DJ Pierre: Mix the Vibe: Wild Pitch Switch 2001         
DJ Pippi: Undiscovered Ibiza, Vol. 3       
DJ Pit:       
DJ Pitty:       
DJ Plastic:       
DJ Pleasure:       
DJ PMC:       
DJ Pogo: Block Party Breaks, Vol. 2       
DJ Polo:       
DJ Pooch:       
DJ Pooh: Bad Newz Travels Fast         
DJ Poosie:       
DJ Pope:        
DJ Popeye:       
DJ Poseidon:       
DJ Positron:       
DJ Predator:       
DJ Premier: New York Reality Check 101       
DJ Prettyboy:       
DJ Priest:       
DJ Prime Cuts: Hip Hop Don't Stop: The Greatest       
DJ Principal & Zed Bias:       
DJ Pro 1:       
The DJ Producer:       
DJ Prof X Or:       
DJ Professor:       
DJ Profile:       
DJ Promo:       
DJ Prophet:       
DJ Prussic & E:       
DJ Psycangle:       
DJ Psycho:       
DJ Pulse:       
DJ Puncho:       
DJ Q: Counteraction        
DJ Q-Bert: Demolition Pumpkin Squeeze Music        
DJ Quad: Ka-Mo-Ka-Zi Quad        
DJ Quatro:       
DJ Quentin:       
DJ Quest: Questside (Untold Tales)       
DJ Quick Rick & Sandman:       
DJ Quicksand & Pleasure Child:       
DJ Quicksilver:         
DJ Quietstorm: Damare  
DJ Quik: Best Of         
DJ R2: Party in a Box: BBQ Party       
DJ Radar:       
DJ Rags:       
DJ Rampant & One Ton:       
DJ Randall: Renegade Selector, Series 2.2        
DJ Randy:       
DJ Rap: Propa Classics, Vol. 1          
DJ Rasoul: Soulfood, Vol. 1       
DJ Ray Corn:       
DJ Raymundo: San Francisco House Nation        
DJ Razza-B: DJ Razza-B       
DJ RD:       
DJ Reality:       
DJ Reaver:       
DJ Reche:       
DJ Reckless: Speed Freaks       
DJ Rectangle: Best of DJ Rectangle        
DJ Red:       
DJ Red 5:       
DJ Red Alert: Beats, Rhymes & Battles, Vol. 1         
DJ Reflex: Metamorfosis       
DJ Remy: Sound of Remy       
DJ Rene: All Over the World       
DJ Renegade: Summer Maddness '99       
DJ Renegade:       
DJ Reno & Eatsum:       
DJ Rev:       
DJ Reverb:       
DJ Reverend:       
DJ Revolution: In 12's We Trust (Instrumentals)       
DJ Rhythm:       
DJ Ricardo:       
DJ Ricci:       
DJ Rico:       
DJ Riddler:       
DJ Ride:       
DJ Rinaldo:       
DJ Rinse: DJs Rinse & Flux with MC Jamalski       
DJ Rip: Ultimate House Classics       
DJ RM:       
DJ Rob & Tim B:       
DJ Rob'n Hood: Prescription Mixes, Dose 3       
DJ Rob-E: Future Funk 1.0       
DJ Robert:       
DJ Robyn:       
DJ Roddyler:       
DJ Rodriguez: Football Club         
DJ Rogers: Say You Love Me       
DJ Rok: Essential Underground, Vol. 3       
DJ Rolando: Jaguar       
DJ Roll Call: DJ Roll Call       
DJ Romain:       
DJ Ron:       
DJ Ron E: Soulgate       
DJ Rookie:       
DJ Rork: Paris Calling       
DJ Ross: Hot Parade       
DJ Roughneck: Best Dope Cuts Jazz n'Poison Breaks, Vol. 1       
DJ Ruffneck:  
DJ Rule:       
DJ Rush: DJ Rush & Marco Remus       
DJ Ryno:       
DJ S Radray:       
DJ S&S: Timbaland & Magoo Sampler       
DJ S.M.L.: 2Step+Future Soul       
DJ Sabba Tooth & Sexy Body: DJ Sabba Tooth & Sexy Body       
DJ Sadsack & Blitz & Blaze:       
DJ Sakin:       
DJ Sammy: Heaven       
DJ Sampler Klaus:       
DJ Sanchez: Clubbers Guide to Trance       
DJ Sandy: Rockstar       
DJ Sappo:       
DJ Sass:       
DJ Savage: Schematics       
DJ Scana:       
DJ Schatzi:       
DJ Schwede:       
DJ Scissorkicks: Video Computer System       
DJ Scorpio: Screw You 1        
DJ Scot:       
DJ Scot Project:       
DJ Scott:       
DJ Screw: As the World Turns Slow         
DJ Scud: DJ Scud/Rich Kid (Split CD)       
DJ Search:       
DJ Sebbo:       
DJ Seduction: Old Skool (Live at Bagleys 4 September 1998)       
DJ Seeq: Break Beat Instrumental        
DJ Sensei: Crescendo the Dark Side of Funk        
DJ Senze:       
DJ Serg: Golden State of Mind       
DJ Serge:       
DJ Sergio:       
DJ Session:       
DJ Session One:       
DJ Sevy:       
DJ Shadow: Private Press (Japan Bonus Tracks)          
DJ Shaggy:       
DJ Shah:       
DJ Shahrokh:       
DJ Shaka:       
DJ Shaky Bonez: Greenroom       
DJ Sharaz: Out of Nowhere       
DJ Sharpe: Phunky Acid Breaks       
DJ Sherm-Anian:       
DJ Shine:       
DJ Shiney & DJ Dynamic:       
DJ Shiro: Subterranean Breaks, Vol. 2       
DJ Shog:       
DJ Shoko:       
DJ Shon:       
DJ Shortfuse: Return of the DJ: Battle DJ Supplement       
DJ Shorty:       
DJ Shufflemaster: EXP       
DJ Sid:       
DJ Signify: Mixed Messages       
DJ Silencer:       
DJ Silver: Don't Panic  
DJ Simmer:       
DJ Siren & Dynamite:       
DJ Skip:       
DJ Skipp:       
DJ Skipps:       
DJ Skippy:       
DJ Skitzo:       
DJ Skott K:       
DJ Skribble: Skribble's House         
DJ Skull:       
DJ Skybeam:       
DJ Slam:       
DJ Slamm:       
DJ Slammin' Sama: Con Fuerza        
DJ Slip: Wildlife       
DJ Sloop: Fantasia Revolution Tour       
DJ Slug:       
DJ Smash: Recollection, Vol. 1        
DJ Smash Hunter:         
DJ Smoove: Heroes of House, Vol. 1       
DJ Smuggle:       
DJ Smurf: NonStop Booty Shake         
DJ Snake/DJ Ak: King of Bass        
DJ Snax:       
DJ Sneak: Sneak's Ju Ju Beats          
DJ Snowman: Evolution       
DJ Solaire:       
DJ Solid:       
DJ Solo:       
DJ Sonic: Zig Zag Album        
DJ Soul Slinger: United DJs of America, Vol. 14: DJ Soul Slinger         
DJ Soulman: Groove Thang       
DJ Sovoid & DJ Classic:       
DJ Space'C:       
DJ Spacecase:       
DJ Spade: Always on Point       
DJ Spanxx: Let's Go Party        
DJ Spen:       
DJ Spice: Breaks Are Delicious       
DJ Spin:       
DJ Spinar:       
DJ Spinna: Beyond Real Experience, Vol. 2        
DJ Spiro & DJ Tweek:       
DJ Sploo: First in Funk       
DJ Spoke:       
DJ Sponge:       
DJ Spookie:       
DJ Spooky: Optometry         
DJ Spun: San Francisco       
DJ Spunky:       
DJ Squeeky: Mo Cheba Mobstas         
DJ SS: DJ SS Presents Jazz & Bass, Vol. 1       
DJ ST:       
DJ Stag: Party Time        
DJ Stardust:       
DJ Stealth: Temptation        
DJ Steel:       
DJ Stell:       
DJ Stephen:       
DJ Stew:  
DJ Stigma: Tranceformer       
DJ Stix: Different Worlds       
DJ Stompy: Hardcore Millennium Party       
DJ Stone:       
DJ Storm: Perfect Timing, Vol. 2       
DJ Stormy: 'Twarz 1998-2001       
DJ Strat:       
DJ Stratus:       
DJ Streek:       
DJ Stretch: Enforcers: The Beginning of the End       
DJ Strictnine:        
DJ Strobe:        
DJ Stubble:       
DJ Subliminal: Subliminal: Messages       
DJ Sue Me:       
DJ Sueno:       
DJ Superlover:       
DJ Supreme:        
DJ Surge:       
DJ Surreal:       
DJ Sushi:       
DJ Suv:       
DJ Sven:       
DJ Swamp: Never Is Now       
DJ Swift:       
DJ Swingsett: Sights Unseen        
DJ Sy: Maximum Hardcore        
DJ Syah: Chillin' At Tha Daddies Nasty Studio       
DJ Syndicate:       
DJ Synergy:       
DJ T-1-11: Natural Selection       
DJ T-1000: Progress         
DJ T-Rock: Sikinthehed       
DJ Talent:       
DJ Tandu:       
DJ Tap It:       
DJ Tatana: Pink Punk       
DJ Taucher: Life Is a Remix Phase II        
DJ Tayla: Producer 04       
DJ Taylor & Flow:       
DJ Taz: It's On         
DJ Team:       
DJ Tech:       
DJ Techmania:       
DJ Technique:       
DJ Technotrance:       
DJ Tek:       
DJ Tekkie:       
DJ Tempest:       
DJ Temple: Michael       
DJ Texta:       
DJ Thadz: Freakz N Hotelz       
DJ the Freshmaker:       
DJ the Rose:       
DJ Theron:       
DJ Thimbles: New Directions, Vol. 2       
DJ Thoka:       
DJ Tibby: Trancecore, Vol. 2       
DJ Tim: Circuit 5       
DJ Tini: Sunday Night  
DJ Tiny T:       
DJ Tiėsto: In Search of Sunrise, Vol. 3        
DJ Tom & Norman:       
DJ Tomac:       
DJ Tomcraft:         
DJ Ton TB:       
DJ Tonka: DJ Tonka         
DJ Tony B: Out of the Box       
DJ Toolz: Breakbeats & Grooves, Vol. 3: Nuff Good Toolz       
DJ Topcat:       
DJ Touche: Ultraviolet: Journeys By DJ       
DJ Toxic:       
DJ Trace: 23° From Vertical        
DJ Trajic: Underground Construction Trajic Style         
DJ Trance:        
DJ Trancelott: Love Parade: The Best of German Trance       
DJ Trans: Da Tour         
DJ Trash:       
DJ Trax: Rhythmic Delusions       
DJ Trend:       
DJ Triangle:       
DJ Trickster:       
DJ Tricky Cris:       
DJ Trippy: Electronica        
DJ Trix:       
DJ Tron: Chrome Padded Cell       
DJ Trooper:       
DJ Trotta:       
DJ Troublsum:       
DJ Trubalsom:       
DJ Truk: Southern Gangsta Mix, Vol. 1       
DJ Tuttle:       
DJ TV & Azidman:       
DJ Twist: Ultimate Battle Weapon, Vol. 4       
DJ Tycoon:       
DJ U-Neek: Ghetto Street Pharmacist (Clean)         
DJ Udon:       
DJ Uep:       
DJ Ufuk:       
DJ Uncle Al: We Come to Party         
DJ Unknown:       
DJ Uptide:       
DJ Urban:       
DJ V:       
DJ Vadim: U.S.S.R.: The Art of Listening         
DJ Val:       
DJ Valium:       
DJ Vandan:       
DJ Vas:       
DJ Venom: Raise the Volume       
DJ Vertigo:       
DJ Vibe: International Grooves, Vol. 1       
DJ Vibes: Slammin' Vinyl: Absolute Hardcore, Vol. 3         
DJ Vibes & Wishdokta:       
DJ Vic:       
DJ Vice:       
DJ Vincenzo & JP Vis:       
DJ Visage:       
DJ Vitamin D: Denver Live       
DJ Vivid:  
DJ Voodoo: Electroacidfunks        
DJ Wady Vs Tony Montana:       
DJ Wag:       
DJ Walker:       
DJ Wally: Creepy Crawlies         
DJ Warrio: Red Cocktail       
DJ Waxweazle: Waxweazle: The Compilation        
DJ Webley:       
DJ Weight Problem:       
DJ Wen: Mr. DJ Wen        
DJ Whistla:       
DJ White Boy: White Boy Bass       
DJ White Lighting: White On White Crime       
DJ Whiteside: Ugly House       
DJ Who: Different Spaces       
DJ Wildchild: Jungle Talk       
DJ Will:       
DJ Work: House Blend, Vol. 5        
DJ X: Club Experience       
DJ X Sonic:       
DJ X Style & DJ Ex Tatic:       
DJ X-Cess:       
DJ X-Cite & DJ X-Cess:       
DJ X-Dream: Trance Theory, Vol. 2       
DJ XD:       
DJ Xplorer:       
DJ XS/Powder:       
DJ Xtravagant: Double Platinum        
DJ Yanny:       
DJ Yellow Man:       
DJ Young Richard:       
DJ Z-Trip: Uneasy Listening, Vol. 1        
DJ Zagros:       
DJ Zank:       
DJ Ze Mig. L:       
DJ Zeph: DJ Zeph        
DJ Ziad:       
DJ Ziggy:       
DJ Zigi:       
DJ Zinc: Bingo Beats        
DJ Zirk: Underworld       
DJ Zonic: Gare Lounge Station       
DJ Zuul:  
Have I made my point? Please. It looks like you could have a little bit more imagination than that. If you're so shitty that you have to explicitly call yourself a "DJ" in order for people to recognize your music then get a clue and buy a country music record because that's all you're fit to spin. I suppose if Ekaj spun a record or two, he would be DJ Ekaj. These "DJ's" can, in the words of Kid 606, "kiss my whiteboy indie punk rock ass."

As long as we're on the subject, why not call The Good Dr. Rev. Mr. Honorable Bro. Martin Luther King Jr. just plain ol' Marty King for a change? Since we are supposed to be equal and all.

staff out...



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