Has overpopulation got you down? Do you often find that the world has more than its fair share of stupid people? Do you ever wish you could just remove a few of them? Well, here's your chance. The good people over at The Kill Everyone Project (TKEP for short) has designed a way for you to thin the waters of life. All you have to do is click a button...a few million times. OK, so you're not really killing people, but damn it all, it sure does feel like you are. Here is the current world status:

	Country	Status	Population
1.	Vatican	Extinct	0
2.	Palau	Extinct	0
3.	San Marino	Extinct	0
4.	Liechtenstein	Extinct	0
5.	Monaco	Extinct	0
6.	St. Kitts-Nevis	Extinct	0
7.	Andorra	Extinct	0
8.	Antigua and Barbuda	Extinct	0
9.	Dominica	Extinct	0
10.	Seychelles	Extinct	0
11.	Grenada	Extinct	0
12.	Tonga	Extinct	0
13.	St. Vincent and the Grenadines	Extinct	0
14.	Federated States of Micronesia	Extinct	0
15.	Nauru	Extinct	0
16.	Guam	Extinct	0
17.	Saint Lucia	Extinct	0
18.	Sao Tome and Principe	Extinct	0
19.	Western Samoa	Extinct	0
20.	French Guiana	Extinct	0
21.	Vanuatu	Extinct	0
22.	New Caledonia	Extinct	0
23.	Netherlands Antilles	Extinct	0
24.	French Polynesia	Extinct	0
25.	Western Sahara	Extinct	0
26.	Belize	Extinct	0
27.	Barbados	Extinct	0
28.	Iceland	Extinct	0
29.	Maldives	Extinct	0
30.	Bahamas	Extinct	0
31.	Brunei	Extinct	0
32.	Malta	Extinct	0
33.	Cape Verde	Extinct	0
34.	Martinique	Extinct	0
35.	Suriname	Extinct	0
36.	Solomon Islands	Extinct	0
37.	Luxembourg	Extinct	0
38.	China, Macao SAR e	Extinct	0
39.	Guadeloupe	Extinct	0
40.	Equatorial Guinea	Extinct	0
41.	Comoros	Extinct	0
42.	Qatar	Extinct	0
43.	Djibouti	Extinct	0
44.	Marshall Islands	Extinct	0
45.	Bahrain	Extinct	0
46.	Guyana	Extinct	0
47.	Reunion	Extinct	0
48.	East Timor	Extinct	0
49.	Fiji	Extinct	0
50.	Bhutan	Extinct	0
51.	Cyprus	Extinct	0
52.	Kiribati	Extinct	0
53.	Swaziland	Extinct	0
54.	Mauritius	Extinct	0
55.	Guinea-Bissau	Extinct	0
56.	Gabon	Extinct	0
57.	Trinidad and Tobago	Extinct	0
58.	Gambia	Extinct	0
59.	Estonia	Extinct	0
60.	Botswana	Extinct	0
61.	Namibia	Extinct	0
62.	Slovenia	Extinct	0
63.	Macedonia f	Extinct	0
64.	Lesotho	Extinct	0
65.	Kuwait	Extinct	0
66.	Oman	Extinct	0
67.	Latvia	Extinct	0
68.	Mongolia	Extinct	0
69.	Jamaica	Extinct	0
70.	Mauritania	Extinct	0
71.	Congo	Extinct	0
72.	United Arab Emirates	Extinct	0
73.	Panama	Extinct	0
74.	Palestinian Territory	Extinct	0
75.	Liberia	Extinct	0
76.	Uruguay	Extinct	0
77.	Albania	Extinct	0
78.	Central African Republic	Extinct	0
79.	Costa Rica	Extinct	0
80.	Lithuania	Extinct	0
81.	Ireland	Extinct	0
82.	Armenia	Extinct	0
83.	Bosnia- Herzegovina	Extinct	0
84.	New Zealand	Extinct	0
85.	Puerto Rico	Extinct	0
86.	Singapore	Extinct	0
87.	Eritrea	Extinct	0
88.	Lebanon	Extinct	0
89.	Moldova	Extinct	0
90.	Norway	Extinct	0
91.	Croatia	Extinct	0
92.	Papua-New Guinea	Extinct	0
93.	Kyrgyzstan	Extinct	0
94.	Togo	Extinct	0
95.	Nicaragua	Extinct	0
96.	Jordan	Extinct	0
97.	Libya	Extinct	0
98.	Finland	Extinct	0
99.	Laos	Extinct	0
100.	Sierra Leone	Extinct	0
101.	Turkmenistan	Extinct	0
102.	Denmark	Extinct	0
103.	Slovakia	Extinct	0
104.	Georgia	Extinct	0
105.	Paraguay	Extinct	0
106.	Burundi	Extinct	0
107.	Honduras	Extinct	0
108.	Israel	Extinct	0
109.	El Salvador	Extinct	0
110.	Tajikistan	Extinct	0
111.	Benin	Extinct	0
112.	Haiti	Extinct	0
113.	China, Hong Kong SAR e	Extinct	0
114.	Switzerland	Extinct	0
115.	Rwanda	Extinct	0
116.	Somalia	Extinct	0
117.	Guinea	Extinct	0
118.	Azerbaijan	Extinct	0
119.	Chad	Extinct	0
120.	Austria	Extinct	0
121.	Bulgaria	Extinct	0
122.	Bolivia	Extinct	0
123.	Dominican Republic	Extinct	0
124.	Sweden	Extinct	0
125.	Senegal	Extinct	0
126.	Zambia	Extinct	0
127.	Tunisia	Extinct	0
128.	Belarus	Extinct	0
129.	Portugal	Extinct	0
130.	Hungary	Extinct	0
131.	Niger	Extinct	0
132.	Belgium	Extinct	0
133.	Czech Republic	Extinct	0
134.	Malawi	Extinct	0
135.	Greece	Extinct	0
136.	Yugoslavia	Extinct	0
137.	Cuba	Extinct	0
138.	Mali	Extinct	0
139.	Zimbabwe	Extinct	0
140.	Burkina Faso	Extinct	0
141.	Cambodia	Extinct	0
142.	Ecuador	Extinct	0
143.	Guatemala	Extinct	0
144.	Angola	Extinct	0
145.	Madagascar	Extinct	0
146.	Kazakhstan	Extinct	0
147.	Chile	Extinct	0
148.	Cameroon	Extinct	0
149.	Netherlands	Extinct	0
150.	Cote d'Ivoire	Extinct	0
151.	Syria	Extinct	0
152.	Yemen	Extinct	0
153.	Mozambique	Extinct	0
154.	Sri Lanka	Extinct	0
155.	Australia	Extinct	0
156.	Ghana	Extinct	0
157.	Saudi Arabia	Extinct	0
158.	Korea, North	Extinct	0
159.	Taiwan	Extinct	0
160.	Romania	Extinct	0
161.	Iraq	Extinct	0
162.	Malaysia	Extinct	0
163.	Uganda	Extinct	0
164.	Nepal	Extinct	0
165.	Venezuela	Extinct	0
166.	Uzbekistan	Extinct	0
167.	Afghanistan	Extinct	0
168.	Peru	Extinct	0
169.	Morocco	Extinct	0
170.	Sudan	Extinct	0
171.	Kenya	Extinct	0
172.	Canada	Extinct	0
173.	Algeria	Extinct	0
174.	Tanzania	Extinct	0
175.	Argentina	Extinct	0
176.	Poland	Extinct	0
177.	Spain	Extinct	0
178.	Colombia	Extinct	0
179.	South Africa	Extinct	0
180.	Korea, South	Extinct	0
181.	Myanmar	Extinct	0
182.	Ukraine	Extinct	0
183.	Congo	Extinct	0
184.	Italy	Extinct	0
185.	France	Extinct	0
186.	United Kingdom	Extinct	0
187.	Thailand	Extinct	0
188.	Ethiopia	Extinct	0
189.	Turkiye	Extinct	0
190.	Iran	Extinct	0
191.	Egypt	Extinct	0
192.	Vietnam	Extinct	0
193.	Philippines	Extinct	0
194.	Germany	Extinct	0
195.	Mexico	Extinct	0
196.	Nigeria	30,87%	88 423 434
197.	Japan	Alive	131 578 919
198.	Bangladesh	Alive	132 882 518
199.	Russia	Alive	150 614 290
200.	Pakistan	Alive	156 232 085
201.	Brazil	Alive	176 420 667
202.	Indonesia	Alive	220 072 897
203.	United States	Alive	285 815 683
204.	India	Alive	1 039 288 523
205.	China	Alive	1 311 408 657

So, as you can see, there are only a few more countries to go. But don't be fooled, those are the largest ones. So there's still plenty of killing to go around. Remember, the population must be harvested every once in a while to ensure its survival. Happy hunting!


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