Merry Christmas, W
12/15/03

"We've got him", proclaimed the headlines of many a newspaper around the US this past weekend. That's right, George W. Bush got his Christmas present a little early this year as US forces captured Saddam Hussein this past weekend as he was hiding in a "spider hole" just a few miles outside of his hometown, Tikrit. The world watched compelling footage of Saddam's mouth being probed. And Saddam having his head searched for lice was must see TV. After he was hosed down, Saddam was further humiliated when he lost a "loser gets his hair cut" match against George "the fat oil whore" Bush.

It was believed that Saddam changed his location every few hours. At one point, he wound up on the streets of New York City ringing a bell for the Salvation Army. Here are a few exclusive photos.

"Oy vay, I thought I could get away with it."


Hey Saddam, how big do you think W's dick is?




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