"I am so original because I put dirt and shit all over my storm trooper costume.
All the ladies love me because I'm such a trendsetter."
"I am so original because I put dirt and shit all over my storm trooper costume.
All the ladies love me because I'm such a... Wait a minute... ::sigh:: Shit."
"I need to take a dump so bad, but I don't want to ruin my nice white outfit.
Never mind the fact that I look like a butch dyke version of Cruella DeVille."
The sound of desperation: "Hey there, sweet thang!"
What went wrong here?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Strung Out on Acid, Just Woke Up,
Slammed Into a Disco Ball and Lost My Tits Dawn!
Yes. Yes you have.
OK, you get an A for planning, but an F for execution.
Well at least they...aw fuck it. Enjoy.
Ming the Merciless is unstoppable! That is, unless you hit him in the tits or the groin.
Oh, and you might want to keep his construction paper eyebrows and fu-manchu away from open flames.
"I am so high now, you would not believe."
"Check out my new dildo."
"Teehee I stole that guy's real dildo and replaced it with a plaster casting of my uterus!"
"I wrapped toilet paper all over my head, but if I stand next to this hot chick,
no one will notice because I will be cool by association!"
"I just ate three sailor scouts!"
"I just ate three school girls!"
"::sigh:: I knew better than to wear this." Keep your chins up, fair maiden; at least
you had the balls to keep that construction paper and glitter creation on your face all day!
"Under the sea. Under the sea. Darling it's better, down where it's wetter - under the sea!"
I don't know if she's wet or not, but I don't think that would make the situation any "better".
Now, this gives a new meaning to the term "shitfaced". It looks like someone was
going to give her a glassbottom boat, but forgot the saran wrap. I guess if she
holds that guy's dildo in front of her face, she might pass for the rogue in the D&D PHB.
This girl couldn't decide if she wanted to be a sailor, a pirate or
a lesbian. I think she successfully pulled off all three.
OK, another F for execution. Seriously, why would you go to all the trouble of finally
making a decent costume only to fuck it up by acting this way? Congratulations, skunk
boy, you're the first 2-time ekajsmash bad costumer. It would've been 3 in a row, but
we didn't have a camera with us back in 2001.
