I went into Disney's "Pirates of the Caribbean" expecting it to be pretty good. All of the previews for it looked really good, aside from Johnny Depp looking like a bobble head. Well, I wasn't disappointed. The movie had a decent plot line, nice action scenes and very impressive CGI. I normally hate CGI, but this was very believable. Of course, this was a Disney movie, so there are a few things that are to be expected. First off, kids. There were tons of them in the theater. It should be well documented that for the most part I don't like kids. They're loud, obnoxious and don't really know much about what's going on. They're like really energetic, drunk midgets. Aside from the kids, there's the penis. Disney insists on putting something perverted in every movie they make. Remember the Lion King, The Rescuers or Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Think they were innocent? Think again. This time, they have a penis-shaped brigade of soldiers marching into a fort. Look for it, it's not hard to miss. Well, if you can put up with all the brats and Disney's perverse ways, go see the movie. Just try not to cringe like I did when you see that Eddie Murphy is going to star in Disney's next ride-turned-movie, "Haunted Mansion".


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