Lou Ferrigno is a whore. OK, so he did an endorsement for us, but let me tell you the story of why he did the endorsement. As we were strolling down the walk of fame at DragonCon 2003 and snapping a few pictures, talking to the famous and infamous and getting a few endorsements, we saw Lou Ferrigno. Now, sure he's past his prime and sure he was never really much during his prime. But, he was the original Incredible Hulk (not this new piece of shit they came out with).

So, we go up to him, say hello and hand him a flyer. We then ask if we can get a picture of him holding up the flyer. He takes a second and "reads" it. Then he looks up and in his most Aaaahnold-like voice says, "that would be an endorsement. I don't do endorsements."

Then I remember something. Last year, when we were doing the walk of fame, one of my lady friends wanted to get her picture taken with him. He said only if she bought a picture. Lou Ferrigno is a whore.

So, as soon as he tells me he doesn't do endorsements, I say, "how about if we buy a picture?" Without hesitation, he says, "OK". Lou Ferrigno is a whore.

Since we did actually have to pay $20 for the endorsement, we figure now we have the right to make fun of him. We didn't earn that right, we bought it. Anyway, later on we thought about exactly what Lou would do for money.

"Hey Ferrigno, how about you suck my dick and when I ejaculate on your face, you say 'oh what a lovely tea party'?"

"Hmm...buy two pictures."

Lou Ferrigno is such a whore for money.

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