I'm sure you've seen ads for online dating services such as Yahoo, cupid.com and Dreammates. Well, we decided to look into them. What we saw was hideous. These ogres barely fit the definition of "female". Most of them either want a father for their child or are, in D&D terms, size class large. Screw MSN for trying to make hip words like "metrosexual", we've now dubbed these beasts as Yawhores! Below is a video of some sample Yawhores.

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