This month's WTF award goes to the Life Gem. The life gem is a beautiful stone which can be set into any jewelry. It can be cut into almost any shape to fit your taste. Oh, and it's made out of A HUMAN CORPSE! That's right, these sick freaks are trying to get you to have your lost loved ones turned into a stone. Burials are for the weak, screw cremation, turn me into a gem! Are they out of their freakin' minds? Who the hell would want to carry that thing around?

Couldn't you just imagine?
"Oh honey, this ring is beautiful."
"Yeah, it's my grandma."

But these people actually have a four step process for making the things. 1. Collection, 2. Purification, 3. Creation, 4. Certification and 5. Eternal damnation of the soul. These weirdos even have a toll free number you can reach them at. 866- LIFEGEM (866-543-3436). We suggest you call and give them a piece of your mind...and then they'll make a diamond out of it.


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