Dance of the Plump Faries
Um...ouch (part 2).

Just recently, our team of blue ribbon researchers have unearthed a bizarre ritual performed by plump fairies. This dance is both intoxicating and revolting. It could be a form of mating ritual since all plump fairies witnessed have been spotted flying solo. However, it is theorized that much like how the Native Americans danced for rain, the fairies dance in hopes of finding some form of food product. We suggest you try to avoid this siren-like ritual, because you could either find yourself smitten with a plump fairy or bringing them food. It is also speculated that only the lightest and most agile of this breed can perform this dance. Note, however that no matter how intense this dance may look, at no time do both feet actually leave the ground.

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