pr0n!
10/11/02

pr0n! What is it? The complete details of the origins of pr0n are unknown, but as far as the spelling goes, when internet pr0n spammers realized that many e-mail servers were set up to block out the word "porn", they quickly scrambled for some way to continue to spread their pr0nographic messages to the masses. Ergo, the word "pr0n" was born. For instance, if you receive an e-mail whose subject line reads "See Hot Babes...pr0n!" you know that it's porn, but your e-mail server will not. So, you are forced to either open it up and read it or just delete it. pr0n is a fact of life. No matter how many people you block from your e-mail list, pr0n happens. Even if you have never signed up for any form of e-pr0n, pr0n happens. Never mind the fact that you've never even visited an adult website, pr0n happens. Whether it be "your sister naked", "Obscene Facial Pictures" or even "Increase Your Penis 3 Inches in 23 Days!", pr0n happens (titles copied and pasted from actual e-mails).

Even though it constantly blocks up e-mail boxes, it has become quite humorous. Nowadays, the pr0n spammers think that people have become oblivious to the basic old "naked girl + naked guy = pr0n", or even the more direct route of "naked girl = pr0n". Apparently they think this bores us, so they have to go out of their way to send "frki pr0n". Now, we are lucky enough to see "shaved teenage horses being fisted in your neighbor's bedroom while a hot sexy virgin sits atop a goat eating a bowl of plums". Lord knows that I personally have ALWAYS wanted to see that!

Another fascinating aspect of pr0n is that often, the subject line is accompanied by a long string of numbers and/or letters. Can anyone out there crack the pr0n code? Is it like the "Omega Code" in the Bible? Only the master pr0nologists know the answer to these questions. We have decided to post a few of the more "interesting" e-mail subjects that we have received. Keep in mind that these are actual, unedited e-mail subject lines.

I cannot believe a 18 year old girl can handle a Giant horse Cock? lpralkyh
Breaking up Cat Fights & Cleaning up Cunt Juice
Slippery Dildo Fuking
WATCH ME RIPPED APART ON MY WEBCAM 3784
These teens will blow your... mind
CUM SEE ME BE NAUGHTY, NAKED AND LIVE 17799
ever seen two girls use a strap on?
MY STRETCHED ANUS
Sneaky Housewives On The Prowl!
HOT TEENS AT THE PETTING ZOO
Tight Teens With HUGE Toys... FREE
Celebs Galore - Girls Doing Girls - FREE Pics
Naughty Tender Teens!
CHIN OMLET OVER FACE
SPRING BREAK TITTY FLASHERS
Horny Asians - Pregnant Pumping - FREE Pics
My Big Titty Sister Getting A Facial!
do you like my small boobs?
Real hookers in real live action!
fukk a teen lately?
Take Advantage Of Our Tasty Snatches!
Licking Lesbians - Orgy Action - FREE Pics!
Young Russian Women seeking Western Men
Fantasy Toons - Hot Hentai Action
Watch My Mom Getting Fucked!
10 Tenticles, 2 Tight Holes, 1 Petite Japanese Girl
SHE'S GOING DOWN.. DOWN ON THE FARM!!
Take a look a this pee gals site
A Boner Explosion! Witness it!!
Barnyard Sluts & Animals Getting Wild!
Busty Asian - she could be an anime character
Free Teen De-virginization Clip..Only 7 minutes away
PUT THE LEAD BACK IN YOUR PENCIL!!
HUGE MAN MEAT...TINY WOMAN HOLES
we do this web cam sex for you 6950pJpy5-842n
I WANT IT IN MY ASS LIVE 32147
My Teen Sister Fucking Her First Huge Cock!
Slutty toons doing the nasty!! NEW SITE
THE PERFECT BLOW J#B
FULL LENGTH FU#CK MOVIES
Horny and Hardcore Amateur Wives!
Asians Flashing Their Gash!
I Talked These Chicks Into Slobbing My Knob!
Dip Your Cock in Ink and Start Fucking these Girls
The World's First Oral Erectile Liquid
Unsencored taboo fetish s3x acts
Hot Girls Fucking & Sucking For The First Time
Sarah Michelle Licks The Honey Well
Chicks Love The Cum Fiesta!
18+ Enter Emma's secret hole
Loads Of Raunchy Anime Porn!
are you a peeping tom?
FISTING GALLORE
Finally, from "Sexy Makeover" comes: Kill Ants, Cockroaches and Spiders for free!

We can think of no makeover sexier than getting rid of those unsightly insects from the private area. I suppose they give the term "cockroaches" a whole new meaning.

staff out...

PS Enjoy this free asciipr0n because you know you want to.



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