More Matrix

We all love the Matrix movies. However, it seems that there is a new scam out there that bilks people out of their money with promises of a new X-box, a PS2 or even a Plasma TV. It soils the beautiful name of the Matrix which such talented actors like Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss have worked so hard to build. God, I hope they get sarcasm in Canada.

Anyway, they call it the Matrix because they put your name "into a matrix" and when your spot comes up in the matrix, you get your prize! Oh my pants are soiled with excitement already!

I have a matrix too. It sits beside my desk. To an ordinary person, it looks like a garbage can. But, if you send me $20, I'll put your name into it. And if your name is still my matrix next week, I'll give you a PS2, or whatever you want.

Some people even have the nerve to charge about $10 on ebay just for the damn link to the scam. Well, we're giving it away, because we think it's a load of crap anyway. If you want to check it out, be our guests. Just let us know how things turn out and don't blame us when you don't get jack.

Place your vote in Round 2 of the Battle of the Stars!
The final round starts Monday, 6/2/03

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