White Vans

What is it with white vans? Every time you do something wrong (in the eyes of the US government) a freakin' white van shows up down the street. What were people looking for during the snipings? A white van. Could you be any more obvious? Hello?!? The entire staff of ekajsmash/Uber12yearold Inc. should drive unmarked white vans just to freak people out. It probably wouldn't work though, because as far as the US government is concerned a white van is magically camouflaged. Please, try to be a little more original. 1982 is calling. They don't want you anymore.

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