Jesus Saves

Satan invests.
Buddha plays the lotto.
Confucius buys government bonds.
The Goddess blows it on cheap weed.
Kali takes out hits on heretics.
Loki expands his impressive gay pr0n collection.
W uses it for paper airplanes.
Materasu just burns it all up.
Anubis procures the services of "poodles of the evening".
The Fates corner the market on thread.
Dionysis gets another round.
Bill laughs all the way to the bank.
And the Dollar merely is.

staff out...

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